On a train from Irkutsk to Moscow, I saw a traveling Ukrainian solider drink an entire liter of vodka in one standing. I say 'standing' because, for the duration of his feat, he stood between the bunks in our tiny four-bed compartment. He wanted to be on his feet for two reasons. First, he wanted to look my friend Natasha in the eye with each of his twenty successive toasts to her. But second, and more relevant to my metaphor, he stood to ensure that each word of his treatise on domestic and world affairs would reach his foreign, top-bunk audience. After a final, impassioned soliloquy on the people's relationship to gray hats (military) versus blue hats (police) in former-Soviet society, he made a surprisingly subtle exit. He hung his gray hat on the door and, with a soldier's precision, laid face-down and perfectly symmetrical on his bed, apparently leaving no room to breathe. When we got off the train the next morning, he hadn't moved.
And so, like our Ukrainian hero, my blog has said its piece and either passed out or died. At the very least, it won't move until I reach my next Russian destination. For those of you new to the blog, please take a look at the 'most popular' posts on the right sidebar, or browse through the archived entries below them. I've added an English-language description to each title to make the content more accessible. Feel free to subscribe using the widget on the top right - you won't receive any email unless I post new content.
Thanks for reading, mom.
Djozef
And so, like our Ukrainian hero, my blog has said its piece and either passed out or died. At the very least, it won't move until I reach my next Russian destination. For those of you new to the blog, please take a look at the 'most popular' posts on the right sidebar, or browse through the archived entries below them. I've added an English-language description to each title to make the content more accessible. Feel free to subscribe using the widget on the top right - you won't receive any email unless I post new content.
Thanks for reading, mom.
Djozef
4 comments:
Osia, I will miss your blogs - I enjoyed every single one of them. Thank you for indulging us! I hope there will be many more to come.
Nice finish, Osya. Looking forward to your next adventure...
An ultimate comment is in order, howseoever late its arrival. I speak for many: the blog (so far) has been a truly masterful and fully faceted creation. Each post was an automatic highlight to the day, and nothing was ever as funny, not by a longshot. Take a bow. Then take another. Brilliant.
Heard it here first, people.
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